How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

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What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

bach bach bach time to return to

How did Jesus like his chicken?

Crucifried

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What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.

How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

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How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.