What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

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What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

Why does America use the imperial system?

Because they are behind

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How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

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What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

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What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

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What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.

What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard