What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

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What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

What is an ark?

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Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

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What is OHM's Law?

Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.

What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...

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Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

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What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door

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What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

What's the final step before a sorority girl gets initiated?

Basic Training