What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door

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Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

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What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

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What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door

What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap