Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

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What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

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How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

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What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya

What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me ...What else

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What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common?

They're both battered.

What do all battered women have in common?

In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen.

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Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.