What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

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Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What do you call two doctors with colds?

An ironic paradox.

What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?

An ant-ihistamine!

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.

Elsa Jokes More Elsa Jokes

Why are you here?

And Elsa answers: "Because they don't let me go."

What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

Bother Jokes More Bother Jokes

What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...