What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

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What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

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Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test?

Because the testicles

What did one testicle say to the other testicle ago was aggravating him?

You're being very teste

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How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

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Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

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Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?

Nothing, giraffes aren't real.