What do golfers do on nights out?

par**ty.

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a perverted cow do at night?

Beef Jerkey

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one. "