What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What is the cow's holiday greeting?

Mooooory Christmas!

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What do a house and clean clothes have in common?

Homeless people have neither.

How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

How can you tell if someone with parkinsons has hypothermia?

You can't. That's what makes it so funny.