What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

it's a rhetorical question I know this now

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What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."

What's a 68 to a blonde?

She goes down on you and you owe her one

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Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

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Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography?

Have always been curious of this.

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."