Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

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How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea?

You're running but don't know where to.

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What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

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Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

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How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

Where'd you get that?

The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"

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Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa?

Tuesday.

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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.