What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

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What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

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What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?

You're purrr-fect for me!