What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

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Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

Why is unemployment rising in Jamaica?

Because they're jahbless!

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Why can we never actually see the sun?

Because it's in da-skies!

What is the Sun's favorite type of music?

Sol.

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Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

How did blind slaves escape the South?

The Underground Braille-road