What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints

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Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

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How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.