Why did the hipster burn his fingers?

because he changed the light bulb before it was cool

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Change?

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common?

Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.

What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out