What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)