What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

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What do you use to transport pittas?

A flatbread truck

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can't stand being in this

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

Shopping Cart Jokes More Shopping Cart Jokes

Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own