Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What do women and dog-poop have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

Hind Leg Jokes More Hind Leg Jokes

Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

Shopping Cart Jokes More Shopping Cart Jokes

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.