What do women and dog-poop have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

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What does autocorrect and women have in common?

They both jump to concussion

What's 7 inches and makes women submissive?

A knife.

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What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

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Try picking them up !

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What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

What do women and dog poop have in common?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up.