What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

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What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"

What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

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What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

I Pad Jokes More I Pad Jokes

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

What's 9 and a half inches long and satisfies all c*nts?

An iPad.

Ipad Mini Jokes More Ipad Mini Jokes

What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

What is the opposite of an iPad Mini?

A Maxi Pad