What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

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What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

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What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!"

Who drowns?

The boat.