Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

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Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

Why do photons travels slower through water?

They having a float-on. it very good

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What's the best part about abortions?

They never get old

How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

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What do you call a nun who's gone to Heaven?

Nun of the above.

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

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How about sonic?

She said, "That's not somewhere nice" I said, "It is if you go in a nice car."

Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.