What do you call a bolshevik in a hurry?

A rushin' russian.

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What do you call a weird Russian?

Off-Putin.

What's the russian royalty's favorite type of fish?

Czar-dines!

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What did the doctor say to the short guy in a hurry?

You're going to have to be a little patient.

Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

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What do you call a bolshevik in a hurry?

A rushin' russian.

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.