What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

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How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

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Which burger is famous for a long nose?

Cyrano de Burgerac!

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

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What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?

Half calf

What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

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Why are blondes such bad cow herders?

Because they can't keep their calves together

Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!