What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

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What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.

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What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.