What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

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What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!

What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

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How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

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Why can't the man take his job seriously?

Because he's a clown! Buh bum tis

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At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

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What does a crook see with?

Burglarize

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

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What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.