What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

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What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

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What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

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What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.