What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

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What do you call an alien with three balls?

E.T. the extra testicle.

What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

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What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky.

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.

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What do you call a dog with no hind legs?

Dragon balls!

What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

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What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

Why does superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well