What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

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How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

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How do you find a dead body?

Download Pokemon GO.

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.