What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition.

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Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

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Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

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What do you get when you roll weed on a dictionary?

High Definition

What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition.