What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

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Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Who's There -Panther -Panther who?

Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!

What's black and can't swim?

A microwave oven.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

T Jokes More T Jokes

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What's Mr. T's favorite band?

the Foo Fighters

Sturgeon Jokes More Sturgeon Jokes

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !