What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler

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What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

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Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

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An Autipsy.

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