What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

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Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

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What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!