What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

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What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '

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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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Where do Communists go to get burgers?

Czechers.

How far do burgers go in school?

Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).