What do you call a Korean with a dog?

vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

Korean Jokes More Korean Jokes

What do you call 'looking for a Korean'?

Seoul searching

What does a north Korean and a ginger have in common?

Neither has a Seoul

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

What is the oldest joke we have on record?

X-post) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/2krnv8/whatistheoldestjokewehaveonrecord/

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...