What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

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How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...

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How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done :)

Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

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Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.