What do you call a man chasing a car?

What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What type of car does a Loch ness monster Drive?

A nissan

Who's there ! Clark ! Clark who ?

Clark your car in the garage !

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

What do you call a man who makes fart scented candles?

Incense-itive

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why would you chase a waterfall?

They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.