What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

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When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

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How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

Why aren't there any Muslim feminists?

Pork is haram

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

Why did the console peasant cross the road ?

To render buildings on the other side

Why did the console cross the road?

To render the buildings on the other side

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Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !

What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings?

Ali.