What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral. :P

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Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.

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Why are the other numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

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Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin Catholic