What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

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Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

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What do you call a pig... ...with an unusually high IQ?

Einswine

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

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What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.