What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

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Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

What do you call a lawncare company owned by a promiscuous lesbian?

Hoe Mow

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What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

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How do you call a whores pubic hair?

Public hair Ill show myself out..

Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!

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Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...