What do you call a reptile...?

What do you call a reptile who says "But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time"?

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

Reptile Jokes More Reptile Jokes

What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

Courage Jokes More Courage Jokes

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.