What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.

How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

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Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

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What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

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Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!