Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

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What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs?

Methed up

What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

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Why don't you ever see any Muslim methheads?

They all just get stoned instead.

What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

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Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

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What do you call a Muslim woman without a burka?

Dead.

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.