What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

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What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

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How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.