What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

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What is it called when a spanish man has 10 testicles?

Diez nuts!

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman?

A cross-threader

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How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.