What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

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How do you make Manischewitz Wine?

Kick him in the nuts.

What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

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What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

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What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid

How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean