What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid

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How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

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Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

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What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.