Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

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Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

What is a mouse's favorite record ?

Please cheese me' !

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Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

Accent Jokes More Accent Jokes

Why does Gru speak with an accent?

Because he's Arminion.

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals