What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?

A hybrid

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How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

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What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?

A hybrid

What do you call a dog/ octopus hybrid?

A Dog-opus! What about a cat/ octopus hybrid an Octo-puss... buddum tiss*