What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.

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What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

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What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer